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in Diverse, Funny, Web - 15.02.2010

Hello? 911? I’d like to report a fire at 74.12.122.225!
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Q: Hey, guys. Is there an easy way to split an array of 100 integers for example and write 3 numbers per line separated by whitespace into a file ?
A: #include “realeasyfunctions.h” / Split100intArrayWrite3xLineWithWhitespaceInto(FILE* f);
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I’ve lost a machine… literally _lost_. It responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.
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someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language :|
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what the fuck is wtf
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I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn’t long enough. :(
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Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
Right click.
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Stupid fucking Google
“The” is a common word, and was not included in your search
“Who” is a common word, and was not included in your search
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i beat the internet
the end guy is hard
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can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?
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I don’t have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers.
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