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in Diverse, Funny, Web - 15.02.2010 - Fara comentarii

Hello? 911? I’d like to report a fire at 74.12.122.225!
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Q: Hey, guys. Is there an easy way to split an array of 100 integers for example and write 3 numbers per line separated by whitespace into a file ?
A: #include “realeasyfunctions.h” / Split100intArrayWrite3xLineWithWhitespaceInto(FILE* f);
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I’ve lost a machine… literally _lost_. It responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.
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someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language :|
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what the fuck is wtf
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I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn’t long enough. :(
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Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
Right click.
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Stupid fucking Google
“The” is a common word, and was not included in your search
“Who” is a common word, and was not included in your search
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i beat the internet
the end guy is hard
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can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?
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I don’t have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers.
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DR-ul si Nubira la vanzare

in Diverse - 04.02.2010 - Fara comentarii

Da, oficial DR-ul si Nubira sunt puse la vanzare:

Suzuki DR 650 RS:
Link Bikeshop, Link Mobile.ro

Daewoo Nubira:
Link Autovit, Link Mobile.ro

Sau schimb cu Adventure 690 si Subaru WRX STI :))

Temperaturi scazute

in Diverse, Funny - 28.01.2010 - 1 comentariu

+18°C ~ Hawaiienii se acopera cu a 2-a patura

+10°C ~ locuitorii Helsinkiului opresc incalzirea in apartamente

+2°C ~ masinile italiene nu pornesc

0°C ~ apa distilata ingheta

-1°C ~ expiratia devine vizibila. Rusii maninca inghetata si beau bere

-4°C ~ ciinele va sare-n pat

-10°C ~ masinile frantuzesti nu pornesc-

-12°C ~ politicienii incep sa vorbeasca despre persoanele fara adapost

-15°C ~ masinile americane nu pornesc

-20°C ~ expiratia se aude

-24°C ~ masinile japoneze nu pornesc

-28°C ~ ciinele va sare-n pijama

-29°C ~ masinile germane nu pornesc

-30°C ~ nici o masina normala nu porneste

-36°C ~ masinile rusesti nu pornesc

-39°C ~ Rusii incheie toti nasturii la camasa

-50°C ~ masina va sare in pat

-60°C ~ Locuitorii Helsinkiului ingheata de frig. La Moscova lumea incheie nasturii paltoanelor

-70°C ~ Ingheata cei din iad. Universitatea din Kuznyetzk organizeaza contra crosul

-72°C ~ Avocatii introduc miinile in propriile buzunare

-120°C ~ Alcoolul ingheata. Rusii sint suparati de moarte

-273,15°C ~ Zero absolut. Se opreste miscarea particulelor elementare. Rusul linge vodka inghetata.

Copii din ziua de azi

in Diverse, Funny - 30.06.2008 - 1 comentariu

Fireballs

in Diverse, Funny - 11.06.2008 - Fara comentarii

Foarte interesant acest mic tutorial despre bilutele de foc. Pare foarte simplu de facut. Ne bagam? Eu as vrea sa incerc odata.. dar sigur imi va trebui un extinctor pe aproape…

Watch and learn…