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in Diverse, Funny, Web - 15.02.2010 - Fara comentarii

Hello? 911? I’d like to report a fire at 74.12.122.225!
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Q: Hey, guys. Is there an easy way to split an array of 100 integers for example and write 3 numbers per line separated by whitespace into a file ?
A: #include “realeasyfunctions.h” / Split100intArrayWrite3xLineWithWhitespaceInto(FILE* f);
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I’ve lost a machine… literally _lost_. It responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.
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someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language :|
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what the fuck is wtf
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I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn’t long enough. :(
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Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
Right click.
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Stupid fucking Google
“The” is a common word, and was not included in your search
“Who” is a common word, and was not included in your search
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i beat the internet
the end guy is hard
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can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?
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I don’t have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers.
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Pinball on ice…

in Funny, Masini - 14.02.2010 - Fara comentarii

Se plang bucurestenii de zapada si ca autoritile nu fac nimic. Asa este… autoritatile mereu sunt “luate prin surprindere”, insa cu toate acestea mie mi s-a parut ca s-a circulat ok cat timp a fost zapada…

Dar uite in acest filmulet ce se intampla… Oare ei se mai plang autoritatilor?

Xcountry 2009 – Peris

in Evenimente, Motoare - 10.02.2010 - Fara comentarii

Iata filmuletele de la Xcountry 2009 de la Peris. Pentru prima organizare eu zic ca a iesit super ok. Anul acesta vor fi 3 etape, dar inca nu putem spune prea multe… ssshhhh…

Enjoy the video:

mai departe »

DR-ul si Nubira la vanzare

in Diverse - 04.02.2010 - Fara comentarii

Da, oficial DR-ul si Nubira sunt puse la vanzare:

Suzuki DR 650 RS:
Link Bikeshop, Link Mobile.ro

Daewoo Nubira:
Link Autovit, Link Mobile.ro

Sau schimb cu Adventure 690 si Subaru WRX STI :))

Temperaturi scazute

in Diverse, Funny - 28.01.2010 - 1 comentariu

+18°C ~ Hawaiienii se acopera cu a 2-a patura

+10°C ~ locuitorii Helsinkiului opresc incalzirea in apartamente

+2°C ~ masinile italiene nu pornesc

0°C ~ apa distilata ingheta

-1°C ~ expiratia devine vizibila. Rusii maninca inghetata si beau bere

-4°C ~ ciinele va sare-n pat

-10°C ~ masinile frantuzesti nu pornesc-

-12°C ~ politicienii incep sa vorbeasca despre persoanele fara adapost

-15°C ~ masinile americane nu pornesc

-20°C ~ expiratia se aude

-24°C ~ masinile japoneze nu pornesc

-28°C ~ ciinele va sare-n pijama

-29°C ~ masinile germane nu pornesc

-30°C ~ nici o masina normala nu porneste

-36°C ~ masinile rusesti nu pornesc

-39°C ~ Rusii incheie toti nasturii la camasa

-50°C ~ masina va sare in pat

-60°C ~ Locuitorii Helsinkiului ingheata de frig. La Moscova lumea incheie nasturii paltoanelor

-70°C ~ Ingheata cei din iad. Universitatea din Kuznyetzk organizeaza contra crosul

-72°C ~ Avocatii introduc miinile in propriile buzunare

-120°C ~ Alcoolul ingheata. Rusii sint suparati de moarte

-273,15°C ~ Zero absolut. Se opreste miscarea particulelor elementare. Rusul linge vodka inghetata.